THE OBAMALYPSE 2.0 or “Black Men Cannot Be Quarterbacks”.

It has been a while since I sat and prepared a post for this MOST AMAZING BLOG ON THE INTERNET. But, after the election two nights ago, I feel compelled today to write something because if I don’t say this; if I don’t clear my throat, my bowels, my lungs, my brain, I’m positive the stuff in my head will find it’s way to a part of me I love and slowly develop into a cancer.

I didn’t watch “election coverage”. I fell asleep watching previous episodes of Grimm on HULU. 

 

The reason why I was so “relaxed” Election Night is due to my colleague for this blog. The Professor told me in 2001 that in my life I would see a black president. I laughed at him like he was a dog with his head stuck in a bag.  

The Professor did not laugh. By 2008 when Barack was taking on Hillary Clinton,  

I was one of those worried people who just plain didn’t think the US of A was ready to vote for a black guy for president. The Professor told me “don’t worry about it”. I did. But by August of 2008 I had decided, after my own research and constant counseling from The Professor, that Obama would win. 

We know the result: 365:173 and 52:44.5. A BEAT DOWN, log it for history’s sake.

Black Men Cannot Be Quarterbacks.

Remember this phrase from the EIGHTIES? Remember it recently when Rush Limbaugh (a GOP Ring Master) decided to tackle the issue of Donovan McNabb (then Washington Redskin's and former Eagles QB)

Well, I revisit the phrase and I think about the recent Obama win, the subsequent White Male Obamalypse 2.0 fallout, and witness a sick and unhealthy connection. Regardless of the win in ’08 (which is factual history at this point), and the subsequent win over Romney two nights ago, there is a reason that the GOP lost, and NOT a reason that Obama won (there is a distinction if you are from the “black men cannot be quarterbacks” school). Because, in the end, for a large number of Americans, it is simply impossible that Obama could win the election TWICE. Just as there is a reason that black men are unsuccessful QBs, regardless of how many have succeeded at the position and how few have actually played the position in the HISTORY OF THE DAMN GAME! Obama winning TWO elections has to mean something is wrong. Not that more than half of the voting electorate support him, because, OBVIOUSLY, this "Obama-Supporting America" is clearly out of its mind and must be seeking the end of civilization as we all know it.

Bottom line, the people who vote for Obama must be suicidal, because there has to be a reason that Obama could win two elections.
Even if the reasons defy logic or facts, it doesn’t matter, because the reality is just to hard to accept.

The first thing I did the morning after the election was fired up the iPad and hit MSNBC. BOOM. Obama won (yawn, as expected).

America is still a good country with enough cool, intelligent and progressive people of a rainbow full of ethnicities, who have no problem voting for a Kenyan Socialist Muslim
with ties to terrorists and “white hate” preachers.
I say “cool, intelligent and progressive people” primarily because the morning after Obama won, I was treated to 10 minutes of pure insanity force fed via the IdiotBox, for free, and without any censor whatsoever.

Insanity: 

Donald Trump declared there should be a revolution, that USA Democracy was a sham and that Obama won despite receiving the lessor of the popular vote (because this has never happened in American Presidential politics, especially if you were born after the year 2000 anyway. Even if it DIDN’T happen this time).

My initial reaction to Trump was “why?” Why is he allowed such a stage when it is obvious we have a large contingent of people in our country who are incapable of synthesizing what they witnessed in real time and are willing to accept anything to release them from a fact they truly cannot digest.

Obama, a black guy,

had just completed a 2 election winning streak against; 1. A respected white male war veteran and an accomplished white female “C” student who worked her way up to being governor of Alaska, managed to procreate AND was actually cute,


and 2. Two Mattel Toys created Alpha White Males complete with chins, teeth, hair, shoulders, wives, intelligence and Colgate Smiles.


This really happened. You can actually take your time and watch every single piece of official video. It is part of American HISTORY -as in FOREVER.

But, Trump and men like Trump (I’m focusing on Trump because he puts his name on everything including my blog! But the list is actually LONG and comprised of entertainers, businessmen, television talking-heads and active politicians.) are steadfast in their belief of the Contemporary White GOP member being such a child that even though they have witnessed something “new” "factual" and "evident", even though it has actually happened and can be confirmed by the entire planet, there has to be a reasonable fantasy to explain how this could happen. This reasonable fantasy will also come complete with various levels of impending doom. Sadly, Trump and the leaders of the Contemporary GOP are 100% correct.

I went back online after turning to ESPN the morning after the election. The only election related news I caught was; “THE BULLS WON AND CHICAGO HAD A GREAT PARTY LAST NIGHT.

One of the first articles I noticed was an explanation of “Obama’s Demographic Breakdown”. This is the paste that is excreted from the TRUMP et al., tube and fed to GOP members with a soothing coo that you use with children. The article explained that Obama had a record number of black voters turn out and they supported Obama nearly 95+%. This is the myth the GOP children will use to begin their tumble into Obamalypse 2.0. "Obama won because he got the BLACK VOTE".. -seething angerrrrrr.

This is exactly what is believed by a group of people for whom real life, real statistics and, essentially, REALITY are no longer valid: Black voters; a group comprised of a population that is only 13% of the entire population of the country, a group of actual voters that is no more than 7% of the population, and a group of voters that live primarily in states in the South/South East, literally placed Barack Obama in the White House. IF you can read this paragraph and understand the leap of logic you would have to take, you understand the illness infecting nearly half of adult voters in the USA. The ILLNESS is sneaky because over HALF of these people will tell you that without a doubt in their minds; "they are not racist and saying that they are is, in fact, racist". Because, of course, it is racist to call a racist a racist.




Lets be honest, see these two maps?

One is McCain vs. Obama the other is Romney vs. Obama. In both, if you notice the huge swatch of RED STATES you can also note that of these Red States, nearly ½  (or more) are states known to have the largest populations of “African-Americans”. So, this RECORD NUMBER OF BLACK VOTERS, if simmered lightly on a stove, really represents a RECORD NUMBER OF BLACK VOTERS WHO WASTED THEIR VOTES BECAUSE THEY LIVE IN STATES THAT VOTED "GOP" AT THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE LEVEL. But, Obama got a large percent of these “wasted votes”.

Its just stupid to bring it up and you SHOULD ask yourself why it is important.

WHY TELL THE WORLD about the demographics of Obama’s voters and leave out the part about a majority of his “demographic” living in states that support GOP candidates? Why lead an electorate to believe that VOTING FOR OBAMA is a vote for "welfare and handouts" when the states that recieve the majority of welfare-handouts are, in fact, GOP STATES where most of the "BLACK VOTE" congregates and ESSENTIALLY means, nothing.

Is this WHY?

WHY? Because, apparently, it is just too easy to pass up. Trump and his boys understand that there is a very awkward group of GOP members who are currently lost and literally look for anything to explain what they are witnessing. They want to take America BACK -from Obama?-. They want to go BACK to a time where what? WHAT?? The demographics of these states has not changed in nearly 50 years. They are states with large numbers of poor people of all colors, of millions "getting handouts" and essentially WHITE states that have been disrespected for over a century!
They are states full of adult-children who need a fantastic explanation, including the impending doom of Obamalypse 2.0. They are states with a history of fighting against the progression of "slaves" even though the mere presence of a slave today would drive them crazy because they would be two steps deeper into unemployment. These are states comprised of people who have been voting without any true regard to their fellow, struggling, poor WHITE man for decades and who really have a problem getting shafted, AGAIN, but by a black president this time (and GOD HELP US IF HE ACTUALLY TRIES TO HELP THEM!).

OH, Trump’s declaration of Obama winning the election without receiving a majority of the popular vote? It was never debated or denounced. They allowed the statement to ride through the airwaves right into the amygdala of this strange group of lizard white people, and they snapped it up.

Listen and please please, my GOP friends especially, listen listen read read: Obama won the elections both times because there are a lot of non-BROWN people who are not interested in what you are selling at the SOCIAL LEVEL. 

Trust me, many of the GOP’s fiscal concerns are just as fair of a gamble as any Democratic fiscal aerobics. The bottom line is America has withstood 44 Presidential terms and will make it through it's 45^th. We have progressed from one white male to the next until 2008. Believe it or not, regardless of the predictions of the "GOP LEADERSHIP" (a group of people who fully believe the GOP electorate is just plain stupid as evidenced by the recycled Obamalypse 1.0 doomsday predictions), the end of America is not upon us because the country has elected a black QB. 

IF there is an end of America that has come to light, it could be that a majority of AMERICA is finished being led by its "childish" nature and is willing to vote for social progress and level headedness (TWICE). America is willing to disregard smear campaigns and interested in having people in the White House who are, simply, TRYING to help. The 44th and 45th Presidential Terms will not result in the end of everything and if YOU DO BELIEVE THESE TERMS will do so much damage, I can only say "WHY" because, apparently, there was NOTHING TO FEAR during Obama's first term (we arent ANY MORE SOCIALIST than we were yesterday, 10 years ago or 50 years ago and reparations are still on hold. The Confederate Flag is still "allowed" to fly and white slavery is still primarily conducted by Eastern Europeans and the Leaders of the GOP). Stop being so childish (feel free to replace "racist" every time you see the word "childish").