Baddest Women on the Planet: The entire Miami Heat Dance Squad

That's right, "sports fans" fans... You knew it was coming..the incredible unmatched fury that IS the mighty Miami Heat Dance Squad! My GOD. Has there ever been a "cheerleading" team in American sports history that has been THIS universally overwhelming..?

Sure the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders started it all in the 70's.. And of course, the Oakland Raiderettes took it to new heights in the '90's... BUT THIS..!!! What's going on in Miami is nothing short of "revolutionary". The Miami Heat juggernaut has just won the NBA Dance bracket championship by a landslide for the 2nd year in a row. This would be un-remarkable if it weren't for the fact that the competition has only been in existence for TWO YEARS. Some are saying, quite rightly I might add, that the Heat contingent should be DISQUALIFIED from competing in any more of these NBA Dancer-vote-in-competitions because the HEAT squad has an unfair advantage over every other dance team in the NBA..that being, the HEAT dancers are "beyond human reality". In other words...these are WOMEN playing amongst "girls".

The question that initially comes to my mind is: how are these chicks "dancers"?? How can you look THIS GOOD, BE THIS SEXY, BE THIS FREEKIN' HOT and still manage to have real "talent"?? Well, they DO and God luv'em all!

Living in Southern California is great and all, granted.. But I'll tell you what..those bad-ass chicks in red and black down in "Florida..the pimp corridor", GOT IT GOIN ON! Mad flava. Mad style.

So, Jenny, Krystal, Katherine, Sherina, Hennely, Kenya and..my personal favorite, Jamie...It is my honor and distinct privilege to add your hallowed names to the list of BAD-ASS women that gracefully roam this Earth..

As the newest inductees of the The Black Sports Guys': "Baddest Women on the Planet", we salute you, for just being plain BADD..! Go on wit ya BAD SELVES!

http://www.nba.com/heat/dance/dancers_index.html