Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Urbina Pitched in Philly -appropriately

Urbina gets 14 years for attempted murder
Free-agent pitcher allegedly tried to kill 5 workers at Venezuelan ranch

Do you know this story? Its about the former Philly Pitcher who was accused of joining a group of men in attacking and injuring workers with machetes and pouring gasoline on them at his family’s ranch, located about 25 miles south of Caracas.

The best part of the story, other than this dude BELONGED in Philly, is that his attorney said:"The ruling was too severe"

NOTE: DO NOT MOVE TO VENEZUELA, cuz seriously, machetes and gasoline... shit, what do you have to do to impress attorneys in Caracas? machetes, gasoline, uzi, glock, sawed-0ff....?

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