Friday, March 30, 2007

the Quagmire Files: Giggidy GIGEHDY!



The wonderful Professor of Black Sports Guy, is also known as CLUBMAN... Generally, Thursday nights are SideBar nights here in San Diego, but On Broadway hosted SAN DIEGO's HOTTEST MYSPACE CUTIES...

The Dialoge:
CLUBMAN: How do you GET this good lookin?? HOW DOES THIS HAPPEN!
Go-Go at On Broadway last night: Go-Go and her dance partner!
LORDY

Ricci:
NICE... both are nice...!!!And with all honesty.. with ALL honesty, both of those chicks are truly fun to look at, but you couldnt pay me to get involved with them in any way cuz I aint Clubman, which is why I respect what you do BIG TIME!!
They look young and superficial. THOSE are the chicks that will be hangin at the mansion, drinkin my liquor and smokin my weed and potentially screwin my friends.. ALL I would demand is that periodically they flash their tits or bend over and pull their pants down.
Then I'll have that look like the Colonel in Boogie Nights and say "THANK YOU GIRLS, THANK YOU VERY MUCH" and walk away..with my stoogie.

"But thats just me, see I like cinema, particularly I like watching people fuck on films, thats me, its like, I like butter in my ass and a lollipop in my mouth, but thats just me." -that other old man in Boogie Nights.
I tell ya man.. I KNOW I'm gettin old when I can tell you truthfully.. I just dont expect MUCH from these chicks other than the use of their bodies for some perverted pleasure.. and then.. nothing. Thats why I'd just rather pay them cuz there aint no 'try' to get in their pants.. YOU PAY and then they leave. GOGO has something about her that does seem somewhat 'bright' but the other chick really looks like she'd answer this question "what are you gonna do when you grow up?" by saying.. "HUH?".
and I'd be OUT.
Now if someone said: "Dude 300 bucks gets 1 hour. I'd say: I'll be back in 5 wit dat 3hunnie, and I expect the CLOCK to start when the pannies DROP ..
or get moved to the side -giggidy giggidy!

Professor:
YOU KNOW....! Isn't that INTERESTING thatyouwould say that!! Go-Go DOES LOOK SMART, HUH??!! ....weird. I thought the same thing!



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