Baddest Women on the Planet...Jackie Guerrido

Yes, "Spanish Channel" fans... that inimitable and mighty Puerto Rican dynamo..Ms. Jackie Guerrido! As the first inductee of the The Black Sports Guy's "baddest Women on the Planet" we salute you, Ms. Guerrido for just being plain BAD..! Go on wit ya BAD SELF!

Cavemen: Will it work? Prof and Ricci debate..

The Prof and Ricci are at it again, commenting on popular culture. This time.. it's the Geico Cavemen tv show. Prof. says it's a hit. Ricci says it's a bust.. time will tell.

RICCI:
GOTTA MAKE MY SHOW.. this is STUPID.
Those cavemen are ONLY famous and funny because they are upset about being considered STUPID by GEICO.
WHat are they gonna do revolve a whole series on the cavemen being considered the butt of stupid jokes.

What makes me feverish is somewhere there is a group of 30somethings who have made over a million bucks together.. and they all really dont have to ever work again over something as idiotic as saying "SO EASY EVEN A CAVEMAN CAN DO IT"..

HOW ABOUT "SO EASY EVEN STEVIE WONDER CAN DO IT" -nikon camera comercial -Sat.Nite.Live.

THE PROF:
but the premise is FUNNY. Stevie wonder's nikon skit was FUNNY. it takes "talent" to be FUNNY.

RICCI:
funny for a minute...
But funny for a season takes SERIOUS talent and these cavemen aint gonna be funny for one whole show. Honestly, I only find the AIRPORT and RESTAURANT cavemen ads funny, the rest are sort of dull.
of course the very first one was GREAT.

I just cant imagine someone greenlighting this for a television show.. meaning someone already cashed their 'tv show' check, and now they, The Network, has to hire people to really make a good show.

I smell flop.

[the premise of the commercial is only funny because of that one caveman who is really good at facial expressions (airport dude, restaurant dude, shrinks office dude), otherwise, they could have used cartoons]

These commercials fall flat on their face without the first 30 seconds of this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5JV0Fs_GE8 -which were the first ones and were done with such fun and 'shock' that they were funny, because who would be expecting for dude to look over and see a caveman, and then, no less, saying 'I forgot you were there' - its almost racist.


THE PROF:
Mannnn..... "looks like someone woke up on the wrong side of the rock.." dude's reaction IS HILARIOUS!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL i never saw that one!!! I'm sorry dawg..those commercials are really funny.

I actually smell a HIT.

You wanna make a gentleman's bet on this?

RICCI:
On the TV show..
You are out of your mind. What are they gonna do, give me 30 minutes of caveman angry about geico for 6 shows?

Like I said, the first 1-3 were funny, then it became tired. There aren't many 'funny' things I can watch over and over.. perhaps one of the greatest from the last two years was Clayton Bixby [Dave Chappell]. I can watch that over and over and still find it hilarious..same with the Prince sketch [Dave Chappell] and one of the hook-up histories [Dave Chappell].

THE PROF:
Ok, we have a BET.

The caveman show will last 3 seasons AT LEAST. if it is a flop it, wont last 2 seasons.

3 seasons, and I win.

RICCI:
I'll be SHOCKED if it makes it through a pilot.
SHOCKED...

I'm failing to see even a remote premise in what they plan on doing... and they have to be VERY VERY careful regarding their issues because 'rights groups' will be watching them closely for RACIST issues as well as issues that could be from religious, homosexual, or women's rights issues.

The essential 'core' of their concept is being somewhat more capable/smarter than what people think. Thats not exactly a 'joke' set-up that lasts very long.

But I'm down,

ITS ON!
the serving is OVER.

The caveman thing hasnt made me laugh since before the Airport ad, and that only made me go out and find the song [Royksops "Remind Me"].

Sure we can gentleman's bet on this... Cuz when I lose, I'll also tell you to pull the trigger because I'd prefer not to live around people who could support a show with men dressed up as cavemen being upset about people not considering cavemen to be 'smart'.
Which is funny because I'm the one who screams WE are all still IN THE CAVE because I find people, in general to be stupid... vis a vi, cavemen are stupid, because we are still in the cave in the first place.

"Connielingus Rice, sounds like a mexican dish. Why dont we just put her on a plate and send her down to Mexico.
uhwhite power" -Clayton Bixby [Dave Chappell]

THE PROF:
did I just get served..??!! cause if I did...IT'S AAWWN! serving aint over...cause it's AAWWNN.

RICCI:
ITS AWWWNN

EETTSS AWWWNNN!
"a sitcom pilot centering on the awkward lives of the out-of-time characters, who will live in Atlanta and date beautiful women."

Yeah, thats gonna play out great. I actually hope it does make it to TV beacuse I just want to see how/what they plan on giving these dudes to do.. I can already feel my neck tightening as the laugh track plays after another really bad exchange. This is in ABC's hands... yikes.

Im hot cuz I'm FLY, you aint cuz you not!!!

Sorry state of rap represented here with a guy who is actually honest enough to say he can make a mil by saying nothing on the track....




To think this dude is actually proud of being lame, and even in his lameness he still claims to be holding New York Rap on his back. Naz, Redman, WuTang, Mos Def, LL.. .. hello?? JayZ?? Puffy-diddy-Combs??- any of you guys offended...

Sweet beat though!

the Quagmire Files: Giggidy GIGEHDY!

The wonderful Professor of Black Sports Guy, is also known as CLUBMAN... Generally, Thursday nights are SideBar nights here in San Diego, but On Broadway hosted SAN DIEGO's HOTTEST MYSPACE CUTIES...

The Dialoge:
CLUBMAN: How do you GET this good lookin?? HOW DOES THIS HAPPEN!

Go-Go at On Broadway last night: Go-Go and her dance partner!
LORDY

Ricci: NICE... both are nice...!!!And with all honesty.. with ALL honesty, both of those chicks are truly fun to look at, but you couldnt pay me to get involved with them in any way cuz I aint Clubman, which is why I respect what you do BIG TIME!!

They look young and superficial. THOSE are the chicks that will be hangin at the mansion, drinkin my liquor and smokin my weed and potentially screwin my friends.. ALL I would demand is that periodically they flash their tits or bend over and pull their pants down.

Then I'll have that look like the Colonel in Boogie Nights and say "THANK YOU GIRLS, THANK YOU VERY MUCH" and walk away..with my stoogie.

"But thats just me, see I like cinema, particularly I like watching people fuck on films, thats me, its like, I like butter in my ass and a lollipop in my mouth, but thats just me." -that other old man in Boogie Nights. I tell ya man.. I KNOW I'm gettin old when I can tell you truthfully.. I just dont expect MUCH from these chicks other than the use of their bodies for some perverted pleasure.. and then.. nothing. Thats why I'd just rather pay them cuz there aint no 'try' to get in their pants.. YOU PAY and then they leave. GOGO has something about her that does seem somewhat 'bright' but the other chick really looks like she'd answer this question "what are you gonna do when you grow up?" by saying.. "HUH?".

and I'd be OUT.

Now if someone said: "Dude 300 bucks gets 1 hour. I'd say: I'll be back in 5 wit dat 3hunnie, and I expect the CLOCK to start when the pannies DROP ..

or get moved to the side -giggidy giggidy!

Professor: YOU KNOW....! Isn't that INTERESTING thatyouwould say that!! Go-Go DOES LOOK SMART, HUH??!! ....weird. I thought the same thing!

Eight Skeletons Found! - cool-

THE LINK: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17859626/

The story: Eight skeletons found, serial killer feared
All were located in 200-yard radius in woods near Fort Myers

The Best parts: the bodies were scattered around. There was no flesh on the bodies. The area is considered a great 'body dumping' sight according to the local authorities because of the amount of animals and insects that could help devour the flesh etc.

This is great stuff. They think they might have a serial kill because its not a funeral home dump -WHAT THE HELL IS A FUNERAL HOME DUMP- and they are keeping the story quiet so that they dont freak out the locals who must still live in caves since I'm reading about this story in San Diego and posting it on blog that can be read by everyone exept Chinese and North Koreans.

THE GREATEST PART OF THIS STORY is we, as people, as humans, are more concerned about SIX FOOT STATUES OF JESUS, http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17874376/ and using religion to suffocate free speach, and believing whole heartedly in invisible forces wrapped into a word with three letters (GOD) than concentrating on literally helping to ensure that we just dont up and FIND 8 BODIES in the middle of the woods.

We are still cavemen, we arent anywhere near the exit.

One of the most horrifying things I've ever seen

MC ROVE

I think this is just awesome, and to think, they said Rap Music wouldnt last through the 80s, and now we have the guy who was supposedly responsible for masterminding the disenfranchisement of minority voters, actually dancing and lampooning music which was given birth by the same people he works to undermine. NOW THATS GANGSTA!

Scary place this US of A.

Movie Review: SHORTBUS

I saw the movie SHORTBUS last night....
If you havent heard about this movie you can check a quick synopsis on Wikipedia.. or keep reading because I'll post it, right..

HERE:
"Shortbus is a 2006 dramedy film written and directed by John Cameron Mitchell. It was released for widespread distribution in October of 2006, after premiering in May at the Cannes Film Festival. The film aims to 'demystify' sex by explicitly showing it on the screen in several scenes. Much of the sex in this movie, including several orgy scenes, is unsimulated. The film's working title was "The Sex Film Project". The film's final script was adapted and written in collaboration with the cast of the project (as is noted in the credits of the film). Its original concept was loosely based on a series of events known as the Lusty Loft Parties that occurred at DUMBA between 1999 and 2002, as well the weekly CineSalon, both of which were organized, in part, by Stephen Kent Jusick, who plays Creamy in the film."

Now, the only reason you may have heard about this movie is it was made by an American, vs. a European or Japanese director, and actually shows full penetration sexual acts. The other reason you may have heard about the movie is unlike pornography, this movie literally tries to have plots and subplots and characters which should draw in viewers and tweak some sort of emotional interest. HOWEVER, the movie is literally a skinemax flick with 'normal' looking people vs. the fembots and he-hunks found in porn and soft-porn "B" movies. When you get down to it, the movie has the sad stupid plot of a woman trying to learn why she can not achieve an orgasm. Intertwined is a suicide story and a gay male love triangle. The writers threw in some dominatrix related crap and added that the woman who cant have an orgasm has a husband who really wants her to beat him, which, of course, leads to him winding up with the dominatrix. For anyone who likes watching regular joes have sex, and I mean joes, janes et al., then this movie is for them. Otherwise, if you like your porn straight, or you like your porn gay, then it is highly suggested that you AVOID THIS MOVIE AT ALL COSTS because it can confuse the hell out of you watching a man and a woman have some serious sex, only to look over their shoulder and see three guys blowing each other, or a guy and a girl blowing one guy, or a guy fucking a guy while fondling a woman's breast. Lets just say the movie started with a guy trying to suck his own dick, and by the middle of the movie the same guy ejaculates on his own face and into his mouth (and remember this is real, it is shown, and you have NO DOUBT what you just saw).

If that is your cup-o-tea, THIS IS THE MOVIE FOR YOU, if you prefer your porn full of impossible beauties and huge cocks.. stick to the adult movies made in the valley and remember YOU ONLY KNOW the name of this movie because it shows true explicit sexual penetration -straight and gay- and Americans are so sexually puritanical and closed mined, that it caught some media attention because 'oh my god, they are realllllly fucking arent they'.

'Urine in the Cup' desk.. part II

Its a bad sign when I have even started to question American athletes and potential steroid use. But its just too hard not to ignore ALL of the steroid busts over the last 5+ years...

I HOPE this guy isnt 'doping' but MAN, 4 new records in essentially 4 days. Shouldnt be long before other countries start demanding this dudes urine, blood, hair and saliva.

Phelps gets 5th gold, sets 4th world record

U.S. star, teammates win 800 freestyle; teammate Lochte breaks 2 marks

For the Professor..

For those of you out there, the Professor is a certified card-carrying boob man/breast man/tit man..and he's literally a Connoisseur... so without further .... hoo hooo.

HOLLYWOOD MADAM.. Love them whores!

This chick was on Howard stern today... good lord....the DEBAUCHERY!!

http://www.supermadamsecrets.com/home.html

You know what I like about her and her book.. it just goes to SHOW everyone, that STARS and very wealthy men are DIFFERENT cuz these dudes are generally already hittin some fine 'girlfriends' but its always ALWAYS nice to have some ASS that you pay to LEAVE!
you read about Ben loving titties.. ROFL.

check out this link:

http://www.celebitchy.com/3219/details_of_bruce_willis_hooker_orgy_not_for_under_18/

This chick was saying that famous actresses and porn stars work for her..I wanna know who THEY are. man, I wish I was famous...

Funny but from ONE quick scene in Pulp Fiction I actually KNEW that Bruce wasnt the American male 5 incher. Funny what is considered HUGE because he didnt look HUGE, but from my conversations with chicks who have been with more than one guy, and at least 5 or 6, 5 inches is just about what they see most of the time. Sad.
But I know BRUCE aint Lex Steele HUGE...