Orenthal James "OJ" Simpson: Once and For All. Now YOU can determine: ARE YOU RACIST?

OJ

Ojay

OHHH JAY…

Consider this my obligatory OJ post. Almost everyone has blogged about OJ at some point in time, and thus, I will get ALL of this off of my chest at once.

OJ is NOT guilty according to a prolonged trial that took place in LA some time in the 90s. Regardless of your feelings, the guy, according to the courts, did NOT kill his coke head wife and her very brave boyfriend. GET THAT CLEAR IN YOUR RACIST MIND and I don’t care what color you are, if you can not get that concept through your head, I’m calling you racist.

Now with that understood, lets move to the next thing you need to ask yourself. This is the true test of how you FEEL about people. How YOU feel about people's color. HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT BLACK PEOPLE.

Does the image of this man, Robert Blake, evoke, emote, elicit the same feelings in your soul, in your being, in your body

as the image of THIS man, Mr. Orenthal J. Simpson?

IF you hesitated even for a moment, you are sicker than you think and you really need to walk up to every black person you know and simply say “I’m sorry, I’m one of the people who keeps you down. I am THE MAN, I am racist, and I didn’t even know it" (even if you are a woman).

See, regardless of what anyone says, the whole treatment of OJ, post-trial, really continues to remind every single person of color that they are truly second class citizens in this country. OJ and Robert Blake allegedly committed the exact same crimes. THEY allegedly KILLED their wives and the evidence against them BOTH essentially seemed, on paper, to be iron clad. OJ allegedly killed his WHITE wife and her WHITE action sport boyfriend. Blake, allegedly, killed his wife, wait a second, WHITE wife while she sat in her (his) car outside of a bar or restaurant. Both cases seemed open and shut. Both men appeared perfectly guilty.

However, Blake did something that we are apparently very used to. He killed his wife. HELLO!??! Join the club of a few thousand spouses who kill spouses every month Mr. Blake. OJ, however, did something WE ARENT APPARENTLY USED TO, or at least, it seems a MAJORITY of white America is far from accepting. OJ, a nice BLACK MAN, killed his wonderfully beautiful dip-dyed BLOND pretty and sexy as hell WHITE coke-head WIFE, who, as a black man, he apparently shouldn’t have had in the first place ESPECIALLY in the United States of America….. Plus, he allegedly even added the murder of the sexy and studly action hero boyfriend Ron Goldman to his killing spree.

NOW, to get this whole POST straight, I am not DEFENDING OJ, nope, all I am doing is DEFENDING WHAT IT MEANS TO BE AN AMERICAN.. period.

I have no idea what happened the night little Miss Coke-Head and her biologically equipped dildo were murdered. Not a SINGLE idea other than what I have read and what I was shown by the media. I, as a person of color, have to be skeptical of what was shown to me, and what I was told because I have been mentally abused by the media on more than one occasion in my life, after all, Martin Luther King Jr. was a rebel trouble maker with communist ties, right??,,,, and if you don’t believe me ask Arizona’s “leaders” why they STILL DON’T HONOR him for his selfless dedication to equal rights for EVERYONE!

As an American, aren’t I supposed to accept the results of our legal systems bouts? Arent I supposed to accept that a man is innocent until proven guilty, and having no finding of guilt, aren’t I supposed to respect his innocence? I’m just asking? I mean, Robert Blake's "people" seem to accept his innocence.. Right??

OJ and MLK in the same post --- Yup, I’m trippin.

So, the quick rundown of what I was told, is/was, OJ, a man in his fifties, hid, confronted, attacked two people, each roughly one third of his age, with a regular old kitchen/butcher knife, cut his wife (I’ll put her name here now), Nicole’s neck nearly to the neck-bone, and managed to kill the action-sport-roller blading-waiter Ron Goldman either before or after killing Barbie (Nicole).

At the time this “crime” took place I was studying for my Ph.D. at Temple University Medical School in Philadelphia. I’ll never forget the reaction of my white, and very intelligent professors, especially in view of the way the rest of a more undereducated stupid white America behaved…

They did not believe that OJ did the crime. They did not believe it was possible without some advanced ninja training or at least some sort of military combat training to kill two 2 TWO people 1/3 of his age. However, LIKE ME, they did believe there was a very serious chance that OJ did know who did the crime. They also believed like most MEN, OJ did touch his wife when he “discovered” her dead on the ground and did make his way through the murder scene, clumsily, because he DID at some high level love the woman and would be totally freaked out seeing her with her head half cut off. SIDE-NOTE: this case always bothered me because, A) I’m a black guy, and B) I was married to an attractive woman, whom, if I found her half chopped in half upon returning home, even if I did “order the hit” I would be faced with the reality that she was gone forever and might have, perhaps, hugged, held, touched, groped (LOL) her upon finding her mangled and lifeless… The reason I KNOW this is what most people would do is because our stories, our myths, our books, our movies, always portray the living loved one embracing the dead loved one upon discovery of the dead loved one’s lifeless body. SO, as my professors agreed, and as I truly believe, sure OJ touched Nicole, and was party to contaminating the crime scene. SURE, OJ knew, potentially (see below for more “potentially’) who did the crime, and SURE he didn’t know he would change MY LIFE and other black American's lives FOREVER.

So here we are in 2007 (almost 10 years, if not 10+ years after OJ was accused of the murders). To this day, if a black man, A BLACK MAN, gets in and out of legal trouble he is equated with OJ Simpson. To this day, if you bring up OJ in mixed company (in the company of white people) you will get an almost unanimous look of anger. To this day, the “American legal system” is held i doubt by most Americans because OJ walks around “free” even though the assumption is he got away with murder. Yet, Robert Blake, again, a guy who allegedly killed his wife, or had her killed, gets ZERO affect/effects for not getting found guilty in a court of law.

Let me repeat that shit. ROBERT BLAKE, who allegedly killed or had someone kill, his WIFE, was found not guilty in a court of law, and to this day, I can bring up his name in mixed company, and a near perfect 10 out of 10 times not only do people NOT KNOW WHO THE FUCK HE IS, they do not get emotionally wrapped up with his “not guilty” verdict.

For the idiots and racists reading this post, lets get some similarities out of the way:

1. both men allegedly killed their wives.
2. both men were/are at a certain level CELEBRITIES
3. both men are wealthy and capable of hiring seriously intelligent and expensive attorneys to defend them.
4. both men had some “reason” to kill their wives.
5. both men were found NOT GUILTY.
6. both men had white wives.

Now, for the idiots and racists reading this post, lets work on the differences:

1. Robert Blake is WHITE.
2. OJ is BLACK.

Please, rest a second and perhaps re-read alllll of the above because at this point in the post you should, if you hadn’t or haven’t already, be really ready to question the way America treats OJ, or should I say, black people?... and for the sake of REPEATING IT ONE MORE TIME: OJ ALLEGEDLY KILLED HIS WHITE WIFE, ROBERT BLAKE ALLEGEDLY KILLED HIS WHITE WIFE…people kill their spouses DAILY.. and I give you THIS LINK as an example of a white WOMAN who shotgun blasted her PRIEST HUSBAND and is walking the streets to this day. IF you are an American, and IF you aren’t shaking your head quizzically with regard to our treatment of OJ, right now, YOU should just go and get your white pointy hat-hood................ RIGHT NOW!!!!

GEEEE ZUSSSS ----------------------

Without further, doo doo, let me bring you up to modern day craziness.

A young black woman was abducted, held, cut, abused and sexually molested, all while being called nigger, by a group of 6 hillbillies in West Virginia. This was in the news for about a week, maybe.

6 young kids in Jena Louisiana are being tried on charges of assault, battery and even, I believe, attempted murder (look up Jena 6), because they responded Malcolm X-ish (by any means necessary) to NOOSES being hung from a tree in their school yard as an attempt by some white students to claim the shady area of the tree as a “whites only” area. [NOTE: I’m not writing this from the past, it is 2007 where I am sitting and YES, that does say “whites only”] Apparently some fighting took place as a result of the noose-art. Go figure.

The above are two stories from recent news, another one I’ve already mentioned, which is the story of the white woman who killed her priest husband and was essentially let off because of her claim of mental abuse by her husband (who just happens to be dead and can not defend himself!). My recollection is she served about 5 months in prison, about 30 days in a mental facility, and is now making the news because she is attempting to gain custody of her children.

NONE of the people listed above will be denied access to a 5 star restaurant at the Kentucky Derby next year. However, OJ, was denied service at a 5 star restaurant at the Kentucky Derby this year, because the owner didn't want to serve "his kind" (the acquitted murderer kind).

Which brings us back to doe, dough, doe......D'OH!!!

Today, OJ is being held by a Vegas court without bail for attempting to retrieve some of his sports memorabilia from an apparent THIEF who stole said memorabilia. Ok, so its not that cut and dry. OJ was with some dudes, apparently a few of whom, or at least one of whom was ARMED (sort of lends some credibility to those who think OJ "knows" who killed his wife..). They entered a hotel room and, from listening to the audio clip of the encounter (see the crooked dealer actually had a tape recorder running ... don't even ask anyone why), pretty much attempted to retrieve OJ’s memorabilia from the alleged thief/dealer. ALL of the people involved have been on television and in the newspapers explaining what happened. Its my understanding also that everyone involved is walking around enjoying the free air, sunshine, life... Except OJ, who is perhaps the first ever accused robber to be held without bail, EVER, considering most importantly that he has A CLEAN CRIMINAL RECORD. REPEAT A CLEAN CRIMINAL RECORD. OJ SIMPSON a BLACK AMERICAN is being held without bail for a crime involving “guns” (none of which have been retrieved/retained by the police) in which it has been stated more than once that he, OJ, DIDN’T HAVE A GUN. WHY? What is this about? Is it because Robert Blake killed his white wife?

Another issue regarding OJ are the parents of his now dead coke-head beautiful blond sneaking around screwing little extreme sports guys on the side wife. Every time OJ has a chance to make a little cash the Browns and Goldmans try to grab some of the cash saying it is rightfully theirs due to a civil suit they WON against OJ regarding the death of their son and stank ho daughter. YES, I called her STANK HO because for once I’m going to be just as racist as this entire post implies the USA is, by saying her little wayward ho-stank-money grubbing white ass was with OJ because of his cash and in spite of America’s true feelings about interracial relationships.

Lets be honest here people, the average pink American feels NO LOVE or pain for the white woman who is married to an abusive black man. The average red necked American has NO LOVE for any white woman who has any relationship at all with a black man, period. HOWEVER, entire “negro” towns have been laid to waste should a black man (boy) make any comment about how they feel about a white woman. Thus, should a black man be accused (ACCUSED) of hurting/killing his white wife, suddenly, in America's eyes, her precious black snake moaning butt becomes Grade A American BEEF, and our country lynches the black monkey stud. [see the Life and Times of OJ Simpson for the metaphor to be clear]

OJ has been in a state of perpetual LYNCHING since being acquitted (ACQUITTED) of the murders of Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman. The Goldmans and Browns took advantage of the post-trial emotions of the country and had a civil suit with a jury of “objective” white jurors, who subsequently awarded them with millions of OJ’s dollars as payment for his direct involvement and relationship with the death of their children. GOT THAT! IF you for any reason make a ton of money, and for some bizarre set of circumstances, your wife is found murdered and you accused, should you be acquitted of the murder, her family may and can go after you for cash citing YOU as the cause of her death. PLUS the dude she's screwing on the SIDE, his family can come after you as well!!! NOW that is some ONLY IN AMERICA SHIT FOR YA.. not to mention, in my lifetime, OJ is the only dude, to my knowledge in HISTORY, who has lost this type of “civil suit” and spent the rest of his life with his people's hands in his pockets. PLUS, PLUS PLUS, the guy who makes the MOST noise, who has his noose the tightest around OJ’s neck is RON GOLDMAN’S father, not Nicole’s.

The dude who keeps OJ in check in the cotton fields is the guy who’s nasty, philandering son was screwing OJ’s wife! THINK ABOUT THAT!!! In most southern states, OJ would have been "legally" allowed to shoot that fool for sleeping with his wife in the first place! (Ok, not legally, but there are many places below the Dixie line that “understand” when a man shoots the dude who is screwing his wife). Understand this carefully, the man who speaks out the most against OJ Simpson, is the FATHER of a child who was willingly taking part in an adulterous relationship. WE are so racist, that WE as a country listen to this man at every turn, WE feel his pain and his loss, and yet, perhaps he is responsible for his son’s death because HE didn’t teach his own child about an essential aspect of life: DO NOT SCREW ANOTHER MAN’S WIFE IT MIGHT GET YOU KILLED. . .. good lord!!! Lets take Mr. Goldman to court in a civil suit regarding HIS responsibility in his son’s death!!!

Finally, I have not written this to protect or honor OJ (I think I've repeated this about three times). He’s a freak who could run a football, played in some goofy movies, dated some BAD ASS white women, got accused of a crime, was found NOT GUILTY, and has spent his ever waking second since being found NOT GUILTY, more guilty than Charles Manson. OJ is the last of America’s true slaves, living as a prisoner within his own country, probably totally confused that he can sit through a 4 hour autograph signing session and feel love from truly non-racist fans, and then in a heartbeat, find himself walking without bail towards the noose again for events in Vegas. From what I've read, the Vegas incident would generally result in any accused people heading home to await their trial dates .. OJ is America’s constant reminder to ALL black people that we are card carrying owners of the “second class” and that anything we think we have, is essentially ALLOWED to us, not a privilege, not a right, but an allowance.

ALL of this because Robert Blake killed his white wife.

4 dead in Kansas City shootings ---

I actually HATE to do this. HATE IT.

I've been waiting to write and respond to the Professor's post regarding our hating, loathing, total dislike on all levels of 'nigga shit', but without fail, everyday, I hear AGAIN another story of a death, deaths, DEATHS of other people due to the use of the ubiquitous hand gun.

So far our blog has at least 4 if not 10 different posts that are directly related to American violence and the wonders of the hand gun. The professor wants to ban hand guns, the NRA would rather shoot the Professor before banning a single gun because, after all.. PEOPLE KILL PEOPLE, not GUNS.

Except, people are killing people WITH guns, a lot. People are killing people in certain places at a rate of slightly more than one a day. Yet, the NRA (thats the NATIONAL RIFLE ASSOCIATION) still remains set in its beliefs that every American not only has the right to own a gun, but should also know how to use them. Some people even argued that the Virginia Tech 'massacre' would have been less bloody if the students were allowed to carry their guns to and from their dorm. The argument is that some Rambo, Tj Hooker, Manix, James Bond dude would have had the savy to not only pull out his gun, but also to take aim and kill Cho Swang-hee (Fuck him and his name). Yeah. Thats the fantasy that is the USA. Movie shit... Thats what we really believe as a society. WE NEED MORE GUNS IN MORE HANDS SO THAT WHEN SOMEONE FLIPS OUT WE CAN SHOOT THEM BEFORE THEY SHOOT US?!?!?

Well thats not how it works. In 'shoot outs' between two parties guess what happens. Well, innocent bystanders get blown away in the crossfire, because most of us arent Rambo or BOND.. most of us are more like bad bugs bunny characters who can shoot 15 bullets and miss our target consistently... even at 10 - 15 feet. Hell all of the killing taking place so far this year has had me reading about the famous GLOCK enough to know that only a seriously trained shooter could hit someone with 90-100% accuracy. The gun has a natural kick that is supposedly unnerving, and that causes the gun to fire low most of the time.

But I'm ranting. The point of this post is to pay homage to Chris Rock. Give him some DAP because of all of the people I've ever heard discuss GUN CONTROL etc., he is the only person who ever said anything that makes sense. LET PEOPLE HAVE AS MANY GUNS AS THEY WANT.. just raise the price of BULLETS. AS CHRIS ROCK SAYS>... we dont need GUN CONTROL, we need BULLET CONTROL..




I almost HATE that we have two Chris Rock videos on our site, except this particular show was Rock's greatest moment. Outside of calling out the ignorance that is niggadom, he somehow picked up on a concept that no one in any anti-gun lobbies has ever EVER shouted. His truth and honesty are so on point it is hard for me to imagine that no one has started to lobby for more expensive bullets..

By way of example:

20 cigarettes (chosen because the cost of cigarettes is directly related to the fact that they are taxed, almost, more than any other 'adult' vice on the market) cost roughly 6 bucks. That would mean smokes cost about thirty cents a piece. Now, cigs get taxed at a very high rate because politicians, lobbyist, civic leaders and health professionals, as well as the generally ignorant dumb-ass public, have decided that due to their health risk, due to the fact that cigarettes may cause cancer and other lung related disease, due to the fact that second-hand smoke has been shown to cause cancer and perhaps death, that they should be used to raise cash for cities i.e. people. Cig taxes pave streets, repair signs, and are used for a variety of city/state maintenance related jobs... and in a way, even being a smoker, I can say: GOOD.

Now, a box of 100 9mm bullets costs about 11 dollars (or at least the box I found for sale online). That means each bullet costs about 9 cents. NINE CENTS.... and guess what, without the surgeon general telling me a DAMN THING I can tell you that of that 100 bullets each and every single one of them has ZERO HEALTH BENEFITS! Every bullet in the box can kill upon its very first use. But, do we tax bullets? As Chris Rock says, will we raise the cost to a box of bullets to represent a price that makes a murder 'make sense'? If bullets cost 10 bucks a piece, would we see a reduction in drive-by shootings where fools spray 50 - 30 bullets into a crowd? Would people waste 500 bucks on one life? I do not know the answer but I would like to find out. Can someone tell me if there is a lobby to demand that we tax bullets? We could use the tax money to pay our police, maybe fix up some schools, perhaps, since shootings will be reduced TRUST ME, we can use the taxes to start cleaning up crappy parts of town.. who knows.. but lets find out.

For the gun/hunting nuts... I'm not raising or taxing bullets on rifles so you can still hunt. See, I HATE guns because they only kill people, that is all they are really used for. The number of people who actually HUNT is so low, sure, they can still go get their dicks hard shooting Bambi and Thumper -have fun-. But I know I'd rather see a guy get out of his car with a shotgun vs. a handgun... With a shotgun, I know to quickly head the other direction, with a handgun -you never know when or how the psycho is gonna let loose with a barrage from the semiautomatic hand of death.

Right now our values are askew. Remember: 30 cents for 1 cigarette, that MAY or MAY NOT kill the person who smokes it. After a few hundred thousand cigs, there are still people who walk this earth.. ALIVE. ONE, nine cent bullet caught in a crossfire, perfectly aimed at your brain, shot with precision at your heart... and you DIE.

You have to wonder why we live in a society that does not take this serious and you have to wonder why we needed a black comedian to see this so clear.

Killa Korean: CHO CHO CHOOooo Seung-Hui

I am reluctantly doing one last post with images of Cho Seung-Hui, Mr. Face of American Mass Murder.
Me and the Professor will most more than likely continue over time to discuss America's love of violence and loathing of sex,
our combined cultural ignorance, and knee-jerk reactions of people who get paid to do what we would love to do, which is write/entertain for a living. See we feel people who are our current cultural leaders, that being writers, actors, news reporters and general celebrities, are and have, dropped the ball many times with regard to speaking out on social ignorance and violence. Seems like the only way issues that are relevant get brought up in our society is when something tragic happens, like the Virginia Tech incident.
However, the Professor and I also know very well that within a few weeks from now about 80% of the people who 'care' so much right now, will be back in their homes living their sheepish lives, worrying more about dancing with the stars, 24, or LOST..maybe even engrossing themselves in violence based television shows like the CSI series...but surely not concerned about 'all of the senseless violence' that occurs in our country on a daily and hourly basis.



So with that said, for those of you who recently decided that handguns are dangerous and that our culture seems to incubate nutcases, again, let me remind you: Philadelphia hit its 100th murder on March 30, 2007; Last year New York -ALONE- had over 550 murders; and Mr. Cho Seung-Hui's 32 little murders will be less than 1% of the total murders that take place in the United States of America.. and I actually KNOW my neighbors and my countrymen really REALLY dont care. Until, perhaps, an Amish guy with a legally bought firearm kills 5 little girls and injures 5 more in a little school house in Amish Country USA (oh wait, that happened last year..)

LISTEN... hear the gunshots?? How many can you count?

THE FACE OF MASS MURDER!!!

They announced on the TODAY SHOW..

THIS IS THE NEW FACE OF MASS MURDER IN AMERICA!!!

-I laughed out loud and thought of how happy THE MAN is right now.. the last two 'mass murderers' in this country were a black man and his idiot kid partner and now a Korean.

YAY.. Is it true? .. I heard he bought his gun at Walmart. I hope he did.

In case you didnt know, this is the kid responsible for killing 32 people plus himself (33) at Virginia Tech on April 16, 2007! Kinda shows you what a legal pair of guns can do.. kaplow. The USA is an incubation pot for explosive chaos.

note: I do care for the families of the dead. I hope they get over their loss.

But at the same time, I dont care about a society that will spend the next few weeks hemming and hawing about 'guns' because of this incident, when Philadelphia recorded its 100th murder on March 30th, 2007, and apparently last year New York had over 500 homicides (8 million people) and Britain/Whales had less than 60 (over 50 million people). If you live in hell, why wait for tragedy, you can find reasons to cry about gun control and American violence in every major media outlet. We must enjoy this type of stuff.