Morning Commute: Saving the DOG

You know the deal.
I drive to work and periodically something will be stated on the radio that makes me realize that again, either I am truly from another planet, another dimension, perhaps another era, or, I truly live amongst IDIOTS.

First, let me say that I've missed the strange morning radio program that has a segment where men or women call in to have the radio hosts phone a person they recently dated to find out why the person hasnt called them back after a few days post-date. I'm okay with that. Every time I get to hear that segment I find myself one more added day closer to moving to a mountain top, getting dark glasses, and working on my U.S. Postal rules.

Now, having missed that little segment hasnt freed me from dealing with other aspects of morning radio that are simply frustrating and mind numbing. For example, there is a DJ here in San Diego who apparently gets paid for his "work" who reads us listeners the news. That would be fine if the idiot could READ. Without fail, every single day, when it is his turn to provide us with top entertainment related news items, he stumbles through each sentence/word as if he was in the god damn 6th grade. SADLY, I think the dude is black, so they will probably keep him on the air because he is perfectly continuing the stereotype: He cant read, well; He is a notorious skirt chaser; and his ignorance (along with his co-workers) about the field in which he is earning a living is pedestrian at best, but closer to simple farm animal intelligence in the least.

So, it is today, that I get to hear this idiot stumble through news items regarding Mario Lopez. Your wondering, what did the news entail? What did Mario Lopez do? I really do not remember. I honestly was listening and then the IDIOT and for the love of god THE GUY WHO ESSENTIALLY RUNS THE PROGRAM decided to start making comments about Mario because, as they said, "The dude is obviously an idiot, I mean, he (insert buck toothed laughter here) is the guy who cheated on the Doritos chick".

Uh, first of all, the "Doritos chick" not only has a name, but if you work in the entertainment industry and you fail to have a brain that doesnt fire off perfect neurons when your mind passes over the idea of Mario Lopez CHEATING ON ALI LANDRY, YOU SHOULD GIVE UP THE MIC AND GO BACK TO MCDONALDS.

I was at a loss.
You dont do that. That would be like me sitting here on a sports blog and suddenly saying; yeah, I dont think we will have many more great heavyweight boxers like that "Im the greatest" guy who is all sick and shaky nowadays.

Its a sign I tell you. A sign that we are limited to what we remember from a few hours ago, and we are being entertained by idiots with low IQs -which is why Howard Stern is a billionaire. He would NEVER make any of the mistakes above and HE CAN READ!!!

So, let me get back to the commute.

DJ Idiot is reading the news and he tells me this story, in this manner:

Dog the
bountyhunter
recen-tly found
he recently foundhimself
under fire due to because of
because of some comments he made to
some comments made duringaphone call with his son... [screw it, you get the point, THE GUY CAN NOT READ]

THE STORY: DOG the bounty hunter was speaking with his son in a private conversation and he said nigger... many times. He told his son, who is dating a black woman, that he would like it if he either got another job or if he leave his girlfriend. His reason is that on his job, at his "office" Dog tends to use the word nigger often and wanted to make sure his son's black girlfriend didnt hear him use the word and then bring down his budding television career.
DOG said at least three things that made me feel sorry for where his TV career, and life, will be going as a result of the tape: ONE he said that she wouldnt understand that when him and his ilk (other bounty hunters) use the word, they arent using it in the old southern, hateful, soulless black coon creatures of the earth way (which is funny because that is what black guys say); TWO he said he didnt have a problem, as his son already knew, with his son dating a black woman; and THREE, she wouldnt understand it and he knows for a fact she would ruin his career with some damn racism "indictments" that werent warranted.

If you didnt know what DOG looks like, now you do. I've watched his show. Watched about 10 minutes of it and realized it was "Cops" without cops.

I think about DOG and his statements and realize he's right. I KNOW he says nigger. I KNOW he says nigga. WHY DO I KNOW THIS... first READ THIS BLOG ENTRY.

FINISHED? GET IT?... If you would like I will add to that ENTRY one more wonderful addition of "nigga shit"; "Da Brat" is in trouble currently because she's at the center of an altercation in which a waitress "bumped into her" at a restaurant/club, which led to some shoving -because of course in a crowded club bumping into people is all about disrespecting a mutha fucka- and finally led to the waitress walking away only to then get BOPPPED upside the head with a champagne bottle. Lacerations ensued.

DOG hunts PEOPLE WHO DO NIGGA SHIT! DOG HUNTS PEOPLE WHO CALL EACH OTHER NIGGA SO MUCH you'd think you were at a Klan rally. IF you are hunting niggas, and you see a nigga or you catch a nigga, you know what you say in your own world, around your own company, within your own circle? YoU SAY WE GOT THAT NIGGA, HAVE YOU SEEN THAT NIGGA.. we are going to GET THAT NIGGA. HOW do I know that is what he would say? Because, when I see a black man on the run from the law because of some "nigga shit" I say "oh they are gonna catch that nigga and potentially beat his brains in before arresting him".

I have no problem with DOG. The guy is sincere in his apology I'm 100% certain of it. DOG is not a racist, dog is what most of our celebrities really are when you wipe away the fame and money; poor white trash that made it big (or bruthas from the hood who made it, vatos from the barrio who got out.. etc.). The average celebrity is someone who is honestly living a dream that is very far from their original station in life.

So, I'm writing a lot so you KNOW I must have some sort of issue, and I do. See, getting back to being entertained on morning radio by dufus idiots, let me tell you what I was SHOCKED about with regard to this whole incident.

IT IS A FEDERAL OFFENSE to unknowingly tape a telephone conversation without alerting the person that you may be taping the call. DOG has had his LIFE put on hold due to a conversation he had in PRIVATE with his own son about something he is 100% correct about. NO ONE mentions this! The National Enquirer (naturally) broke this story and my curiosity is why arent they libel for allowing a private conversation to be leaked to the public. Why arent they FORCED to give up the source of the tape, and if it is DOG's SON, well, there ya go -dysfunctional family got a lucky break, became somewhat famous, but the dysfunction has led to this moment-. THIS IS NOT like when Imus broadcasted his remarks (which I believe I have commented on -I had no issue with the "nappy headed" comment). This was a private conversation that someone taped. Someone committed a felony; DOG gets in trouble potentially on an international scale, and not one single intelligent radio host mentions this because DOG SAID NIGGER? IN PRIVATE!!! OH wait "single intelligent radio host" -my bad.. ROFL.. no such thing.

We have our priorities in a mangled bunch. There are black men and there are niggers. There are African American men, and there are niggers. There are white guys, and there are honkey, cracker, hillbilly redneck hick-ass-inbreeds. When in private ALL of us will use words to differentiate the species!