NBA PLAYOFF PREDICTIONS.....!

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After watching the first round of the playoffs from the sanctity of my sturdy bed-side chair, I will NOW unveil my predictions for the NBA finals.

WARNING: I do not know what I'm talking about. I have not researched any of these teams other than what I have heard and witnessed during the playoffs. I'm an NBA 'semi-fan' in that there are certain teams I enjoy watching because they have brought back the concept of 'the extra pass' and team defense, which is what basketball is ALL ABOUT IN THE FIRST PLACE.

Eastern Conf. Finals - Bulls vs. Cavs [reasons: The Bulls can handle Detroit ..gonna be a series, but they can handle Detroit (they have actually handled them pretty well most of the regular season and that was before ding-Deng took his game to the next level. PLUS playing and beating the WORLD CHAMPION HEAT will help this young squad PLUS PLUS Ben Wallace gets to play his old buddies in round 2..) The Bulls will make the Eastern Finals! Cavs vs. Nets = Cavs. I like a young team vs. an older team, especially when the old team has two players who are 'iffy' with regard to the size of their testicles in the first place (R.Jefferson/V.Carter)... PLUS: King James is in the MOOD for a finals of some kind even if its just the EASTERN finals.

Western Conf. Finals - Suns vs. Jazz [reasons: I have no idea. No, seriously, I think the Jazz have learned how to beat the Rockets and Yao just isnt capable of lifting his game to the next level. Meanwhile Boozer has learned this nifty post season trick and become, essentially, unstoppable. I'm a HUGE T-Mac fan, and it would be nice for him to get through a first round for once, and he might go crazy and push the Rockets through, plus they are playing at home for the final game... hmmmm, screw that: RETAKE- SUNS vs. HOUSTON... The Rockets will get through the first round and the Warriors will 'behave' and lose.. .. plus all of this intense play will finally wear on Steve Jackson just enough to cause him to do at least one drive by while in Houston resulting in his removal from the series while he sits in a court room (just joking, JUST JOKING.. I like Steve's game, but I dont like B-Davis ability to get injured. Davis will NOT make it through the next series, and thus, the Warriors wont.)

CHAMPIONSHIP: Cavs vs Suns.

WINNER: SUNS - as if the Bulls would even have a chance. Should the finals result in Bulls vs. Suns, I'll take this one more level and predict SUNS IN FIVE.

Now if you win any money on any of these picks, let me know because I wont win a DIME.